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The most terrible wedding in history
It was a day for a wedding. What’s Giao will marry Giao o Giao. They have the wedding at the “liangzainiubi”cave because of the candy. What’s Giao and Giao o Giao went on the stage and prepared to be married. The saint said: “f**k s**t motherf*****r **** *********** ****!”
The bunch of bad words make the families angry. What’s Giao and Giao o Giao point a 🖕 at us. Harry take out the rpg and I take a m3e1a. We BiuBiu the saint and another saint comes out. We got thrown out the cave. But me and Harry change the liangzainiubitang into liangzainuclearbomb.
Saint says: “Giao Giao Giao Giao Giao(unknown language)?” They all replied: “No!” What’s Giao said: “let’s liangzainiubi!” “Liangzainiubi!”they all shouted.
Suddenly booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…m.
Liangzainiubi cave was gone.
GIAO END
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The attackers
It was a dark night. The moon is shining in top of the air. Suddenly, the moon started to be covered by things like flying hat. Then, boom crash baaaaaaaap. The sound of terror waked up the soldiers.
They saw Laobā charging into him. The taste of blood is so salty. There he is. The king of Laobā named “What’s Giao”. He is the stupid president. Soldiers jump on the gun for shooting airforce. Baaaaaaaaaaap, booooooooooom! The bloods starts to fly.
The aircraft like a hat is like tons of meteors. The blood of Laobā is raining. The Laobā’s new they will lose so they retreat as fast as they can. The place was like having a nuclear explosion. There are soldiers leg injured, even there eyes. The place was hot because of the fire.
Most of them even are dead. Suddenly, a scream of āołìgiē make them full of terror. The ET’s had another army named ALG(āołìgèi). It is a special team from the EXE.area(new system in the space)
Now the soldiers knew they need help by other countries and armies. Or then, the hole solar system will kill over and die.
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The stupid president
In the future, there was a stupid president named ‘What’s · Giao ’. He walks like a baby and crawl like a snake. In school, he wants everyone to know him. So one day, he eat a gigantic poop in bathroom to show how brave he is. He don’t know how to rule a country, even how to walk. He like’s to do crazy things such like ring the grenade and hug it tightly.
He doesn’t like to learn or be a leader. He always let people feel that how can this trash be our president. He likes to play American football.
He had some famous quotes like “You! Go to my office!” He is a very short person. He only eats sugary series and meat. He is very fat which a bus can’t even fill him inside.
He always so to the criminal suspects, “ Lets do this in the easy way, you! Go to the execution room and been executed by firing squad!”
The End
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The Unknown creature
before centuries, there was two explorers. They came to a spooky mountain named “ Fengmen mountain”. The path was tiny. The people who went there had never came back. Also, there are rumors about a creature. The weather in there was rainy and cloudy. The mountain had snakes, gigantic snakes. There were woods, with trees that had no leaves.
The rumors about that creature is that the creature lives in a cemetery. The bodies in the cemetery can move. Some peoples that live in that mountain say that there were 10 missing bodies and 10 missing child’s . One day, in a night, they sneak into the spooky cemetery with some villagers. After a month, the villagers all go home. But one of the villagers said, “ I have been waiting for 200 years!”
Suddenly, the explorers think something get wrong. They ran fast as they could. Suddenly, the villager turn into a giant gorilla. One of the explorers take a photo of the gorilla.
After centuries, a kid hiking in the mountain find the photo and take it back to the science lab.
THE END
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There was a monster school, the school had two stupid monsters. One day, a school bully came. He yelled” I’m the king of this school and no one will stop me!” But the two stupid monsters is confused because the bully was short he had no weapons, he wears a glass , his face is like humongous basketball. His eyes are tiny and bloody. He looks so normal.
One day, the school has a revolution called “The School fight”, the two stupid monsters ran into the cafeteria and grab tons of meat balls, they threw it towards the school bully, the bully’s face was full of fear. But his guards has real gun.
but the stupid thing is that the guards don’t know how to use a gun. The stupid monsters and the students charged towards the bully. As they charged towards the bully, the stupid monsters called the SAS and the SAS grab a RPG and the bully was bombed to the girls bathroom. The bully saw the girls changing the clothes. Now he new, he will kill over and die.
the girls take there guns out and kill the bully.
THE END
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