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Scene opens revealing a bathroom ( tense music )
Brother (hides in the shower face pale)
Mom enters scene through the door
Mom: Why are you hiding in the bathroom ?
Brother (immobile s a statue ): I heard some scratching noises from the ceiling so i thought it might be someone .
Mom listens carefully and shrugs : must be your imagination .
Brother (whimpering ) : but i heard it pounding and threatening me with its awful voice .
(Suddenly , roof cracks and a human shaped creature falls out of the hole and starts to run around the scene and staring at the audience )
Mom and son scream that verberates through the place as lights go off .
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“‘Ello,I’m Luke or you can call me Luke. Let me tell you about my story. i was born in a workhouse and raised by my no good maid who whipped me if i was not good so i escaped an’ survived by butchers around an’ water from the rich. I’ve been to my other friends who free the people but I think it’s ridiculous . The men call me a pickpocket but thou has to survive (giggle giggle) .even though i am promised year old , living under the bridges , i am tough an’ a quick learner,my green eyes can see through everything and anything . My maid says my i.q is very low ( whatever it means ) ,she says it’s under seventy and I think it was a compliment!”
Slowly , the old brown door creaked open showing an old woman no taller than Luke peered from behind and after realising the camera (cough) was staring right at her started screaming at Luke for making her look like a fool . She stormed away .”sorry that was my maid,i mean i told you she was a weird woman . Living in this time is just awful , my parents sold me only for two shillings for me to sweep chimneys . Life could be lucky or unlucky , i chose it wrong
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Slowly , the golden god climbed up the treacherous trees ( which were arching their gnarled , ugly and long fingers at the high sky as if praying) . Luke , the crow-haired boy , jumped off his giant bed knowing that today might be very unlucky . He inched down the stairs trying really hard not to fall . Finishing his breakfast and pulling his shoes up for a walk .
The whole world seemed to be staring at him , birds stopped chirping , wind stopped blowing . A cold shard of ice slipped down his spine freezing his body like a statue . He felt something . You know , dear readers , the feeling of someone watching you , well that was the same feeling with this boy . Suddenly , a loud crash thundered around the house crashing Luke’s eardrums . He whimpered . He ran out of the house while a little strip of steam followed him …
On his way to the park, something strange is always happening such as feeling a cold pair of hands lightly touch his elbow . Suddenly , he glimpsed at two pairs of large , black eyes stared at him from behind a car . When Luke looked closer , he witnessed two faces . They all have blond ponytails and small delicate noses . The queerest of all is that they both wore the same tutor period blue robes. Must be some early halloweeners , he thought even though it was still May.This is his first mistake of the day .But he walked on.He seemed however, to see the kids wherever he was …
Luke decided to follow the children , which my dear readers will be his second mistake and the one that will cost him the most .He followed the children into a shaggy old and rundown dwelling which is named the witch’s house as people have witnessed creepy old faves staring out of the windows . The moment he enters the abode . The large metal door slammed shut leaving him to the hands of loneliness and the dark . Suddenly the twins appeared and whispered “come and play with us.” As quick as lightning , a note slid from under the door . But there was one problem . The note came from under the clauset ! And this was the last thing Luke saw .
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The golden orb flew across the sky throwing his rays of happiness and sunlight across the world. It was a happy day. A new president has been elected(they were mainly happy because Donald Trump has been impeached) . Slowly, a foot snuck out of the white house’s door , everyone cheered louder than the loudest cry ever seen (or heard) . The man finally came out . He had a head like a horse’s (why the long face ?)and little ratty whiskers . The crowd died suddenly .
“Citizens of America!” He began , “ my name is Justin Case , over the years of hardworking and never ending sweat , i have learned.” He shouted. Everybody seemed to lean forward suddenly interested to hear his first thought. “ I have learned that earth is not how it is and should be the opposite. I have learned that the country has been ruled by a clown , a man who never understood his words. I have learned that earth is and will be a disgrace without the help of me or Mother Nature ! I shall change the ways people most hate and I will take out all the sins and add love and respect to nature , we shall abolish all the nine wrongdoings . We shall make global warming a thing that does not stand in our way and face it like a real offspring of Jesus and look straight into its ugly , menacing eyes ! We shall be brave , loyal to the creator of us , Homo sapiens , to make us what we are and will be ! So let’s not make her feel shame but happiness from the billions of our hearts !”
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Slowly , the golden god climbed up the treacherous trees (which were arching their gnarled , ugly and prolonged fingers at the high sky as if praying)beginning his days work shepherding the clouds riding to tomorrow . Ugg, that bushy haired man , no ! Not him ,There , yes , is a caveman . He woke up feeling rather hungry today as he didn’t get the usual mammoth today but a few lizards and rats . He was grumpier than the grumpiest caveman in the world . “ Ugg is hungry !” He shouts as the smell of rotten meat (yes they ate this in this period) danced into his rather big nostril . The others stared at him , then , one by one , they grabbed their sharp , stone spears ( who other types of spears would you expect so i wouldn’t need to add it ) and started shouting how much they could eat ‘ me can eat big big mammoth!’ one of them thundered .
They were the savage lions in Savannah as they headed out . Spotting a mammoth was easy ( I mean a brown spot in a sea of white was pretty obvious ) but killing one was hard . They needed a plan and they are good at it with a developing brain . They remembered the way their father used to kill , driving it into a swamp . Was there anything more dangerous than the caveman’s spears and their disgusting breath ?
Ugg’s heart jumped to his throat , he had an idea , he stared at the mountain , listened for the stampedes and the feelings of the sharp stones cutting into his foot , a torch came up his head . The weather was foggy like a wall of white as he howled with laughter at this discovery . The sun brightened as he happily told his companions the plot . Suddenly they all sprinted in opposite directions . A few minutes later a roar of a gigantic creature with enough meat for one year surged into the mountains right into a death trap . Ugg and some of the companions scrambled to the top of the mountain and threw millions and millions of rocks on the mammoth . The animal , eyes wild slammed into a rock and landed on his bottom looking rather bemused . Even though the fight lasted for over an hour but the homo sapiens won at last . The victorious men carried their trophies home for a good night of barbecue strolling into the horizon.
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