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My homework:
‘This is Lord Voldemort. Seriously? You expect me to withhold all my secrets and my real pathetic name in this Pathetic-Malfoy-Manor-Wannabe-Manor to y’all of the Inner Circle?’
‘Anyway, today I’m doing an evaluation-‘(Bellatrix groans REALLY LOUDLY and defies her master for once in a lifetime and Azkaban trip; The Inner Circle Death Eaters all groan, but little quieter than Bellatrix), ‘(Voldy continues)of HARRY POTTER! THE GIT! AND ARROGANT! AND WEAK!’
‘”The character of Harry Potter teaches us how to be strong and deal with difficult situations and feelings”. Discuss this statement. To what extent do you agree or disagree?’ (Pauses) ‘Is today’s topic for the evaluation of POTTER, provided by his arch-nemesis- ‘(Death Eaters all look at Draco; Draco slips to the bottom of the table in embarrassment) ‘(Voldy continues) SEVERUS SNAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ (Snape shrinks to the bottom of the table and sees Draco and says ‘Hello Draco, cosy right?’ [Copies Rita Skeeter in the broom cupboard with Harry])
‘OK, so first thing’s first, I may be his total nemesis and enemy, but I admire him too. Anyway, the topic. “The character of Harry Potter teaches us how to be strong and deal with difficult situations and feelings”. Discuss this statement. To what extent do you agree or disagree? I personally say it is neutral, strangely. (Nods)’ (Bellatrix’s jaw drops and stares at him)
‘You see, Harry is a good hero. Don’t believe me, my followers? HERE!!! Example 1:He can pluck up his empathy and be able to use that and save the one who bullied him hourly, Mr. Exquisite find, DUDLEY DURSLEY. He should come in useful in the battle of Hogwarts, Dudley… Example 2: Harry was able to keep the lost of Cedric Diggory to his inner heart, which fueled him with determination, back in Goblet of Fire. That made him able to escape the clutches of I. Example 3: Harry didn’t lose his mind in anxiety of the whole school’s backs turned on him about opening the Chamber of Secrets, in which he would never be able to, because I am the heir!!! But luckily for him, Mr. Blood traitor Ronald Weasley and Ms. Mudblood Granger believed he was not the heir and kept him out of insanity zone. ALL CREDITS TO MR. BLOOD TRAITOR AND MS. MUDBLOOD! Example 4: In Prisoner of Azkaban, he was able to keep himself happy and light-headed when Sirius Black, escaped from Azkaban by thinking and saying ‘He can’t be worse than Voldemort, can he?’ OK, so those words are all I’ve got to say… ABOUT THE GOOD SIDE OF HARRY!’ (Pauses to take a sip of his Firewhiskey from Lucius) ‘Thank you Lucius, this is rather delicious!’
‘Now, here come’s the REAL FUN! THE BAD SIDE OF THE BOY WHO LIVED! (Bows) By Lord Voldy-thingy. (Bows again)’
‘Now, this is simple. Just two remarks and two examples shall tarnish his reputation!’
‘See here, Harry DOES care about his fame. And he MOST CERTAINLY does have HUMONGOUS ANGER BREAKOUTS FREQUENTLY. HAH! I have Tarnished half of his reputation already! And here comes the examples! Make way Death Eaters! For the Exquisite, Wondrous Examples are coming!
Corban Yaxley and Antonin Dolohov: Where are they? Where are there? We are Eager to meet them, if they are not mudbloods and blood traitors!
Voldemort: (Rolls eyes) (Mutters) Idiots!
‘EVERY STUPID ONE OF YOU! THE EXAMPLES ARE MY WORDS!’
(Corban Yaxley and Antonin Dolohov sighs and murmurs ‘Should have know… Should have known…But still!)
‘NOW! The examples! Example 1: Harry ridiculously and evilly and self-absorbingly, told his owl, Heria, or whatever it’s name was, to peck his own two best friends until they wrote decent long answers to his letters. Resulting in… The two almost being pecked half to death! Example 2: Harry was mad that he was not made prefect and thought what did Ronald Weasley have but he doesn’t. Example 3: Harry SHOUTED REALLY LOUDLY at his two best friends on complete, pure rage.’
‘So, sadly this is the end of out time together in my evaluation, So, you get how Harry Potter is like! See you!’
(Death Eaters all clap)
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