Dear Mr. Prankster,
I think our school can spend the 1,ooo,ooo dollars on prank kits for each of our students(worth $10 each), 20 short-sheeted beds($20 each, for those students caught without a sense of humor and being angry when pranked), a new playground(cost $10,000), and give the rest for good students for Prank College.
First, the prank kits give the students THREE customized pranks for a student depending who they are. This can boost the students’ pranking skills. Also, when the pranks are done, the kit will magically fill itself with three new pranks. This can end the agony of which prank to pull.
Second, I think short sheeted beds are the perfect prank to pull. With pranko’s glue stuck to the bedsheet, the bad kids will certainly be bwwwwaaaawwwwing when they got their feet trapped in the bedsheet.
Third, why not build a new playground? Our old playground is just a field with slides and swings. So why not upgrade it with a fresh new basketball court, soccer pitch, jungle gym, spider web, and obstacle course? That sounds better, isn’t it? That will provide much more fun and a bigger pranking experience.
And lastly, we should provide funds to the good eggs who will be heading to college. The college can provide exclusive one-on-one pranking lessons, hand-selected pranks selected by the best pranking masters, and a truly magnificent pranking life. That’s how you should spend the government grant.
—-David Goofball, Goofball School pranking teacher